fireez: (Marvel Movies - Loki say whut)
So two entries back, I mentioned that I had misplaced my iPod. Both Olly and me had looked everywhere - all the pockets, everywhere in the house and in the car. No iPod. Thinking my iPod was lost, I mentioned to my brother that maybe he and my parents could throw some money together so I can get myself a new one.

This morning, I open the car and there, in the middle of the front seat, is the iPod.



What the fuck. Srsly. How the hell did it get there??? WE SEARCHED THE CAR. It wasn't there on Saturday, when the car was last used. Olly was driving, so the explanation of "maybe it was in your back pocket and fell out" does not work, because he didn't have it. Not in his pockets, not in his jacket which we searched.

IT WAS RIGHT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FRONT SEAT THERE IS NO WAY WE COULD HAVE MISSED IT IF IT HAD BEEN THERE BEFORE.

Tell me this isn't creepy. Even Olly says it is.

...I still want a new iPod, tho.

fireez: (Monty Python - Monks)
So I wrote this fic about Erik Lehnsherr giving some white supremacist Illinois Nazis a whuppin', because my friend Lee asked for it in the comment fic thread over on LJ.

I posted it on AO3, where most people seem to like it.

Except for this one dude. Who filled my precious comment box with the most paranoid, racist, dumbass shit comment ever seen. I deleted the comment as soon as I saw it this morning. Since the guy's not registered on AO3, I couldn't report him.

But before I deleted it, I made a copy for sporking purposes >D
TW for racist shitfuckery. And yes there will be macros. )




fireez: (Marvel Movies - Loki mischief managed)
Well, kind of. Take a look at the thing that lifted my mood today:

The best 50 Shades review EVER. With macros. Which means it is good. Because macros improve everything.
fireez: (Monty Python - Monks)
OMG WTF IS THIS SHIT

Why the hell are people getting 7-figure deals for REVAMPED TWILIGHT FANFIC???

...oh, yeah, because sadly enough, books about overly submissive, passive women and their stalkerish asshat crushes who disrespect them at every turn are hugely popular AS EVIDENCED BY TWILIGHT ITSELF.

Ok, this is IT. I am going to write that story about the somewhat shy and awkward girl who falls in love with an asshole BUT THEN REALIZES WHAT AN ASSHOLE HE IS AND ENDS UP WITH HER BEST BUDDY BECAUSE HE OR SHE IS AN ALLAROUND NICE PERSON WHO ACTUALLY CARES. It will not earn me any money, but by Cthulhu's tentacles it will make me feel better.

Also, shit, all this time I was writing for the wrong fandom. If I'd written badly revamped Twilight instead of (hopefully good) revamped Watchmen, I'd be a fucking millionaire.





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